peek a boo, kids really hate it

Have you ever played peek a book with your kid or a kid? If you are one of the few bozos who doesn’t know how to act around kids then you have my permission to bypass this article. If you have played peek a boo, don’t you feel like the biggest moron in the room? Like you are the one with the developing brain? Every time I play peek a boo with my nephews, I feel like the joke is on me. I stand there making an ass of myself for 5 minutes until they catch on and play the game with me. After playing it about 20 times, I am convinced that the kid thinks that he is the one that is in control and not you. Think about it. When you say peek a boo, for that split second, you wait for the kid to go apeshit when you say peek a boo. All the little fucker is doing is responding to you, so you don’t feel bad. If you have a bright kids on your hands which you probably do because everyone has the smartest kid on earth, then you will realize that he will play with you as long as he can tolerate your stupidity. When he gets bored of reacting to your stupid ass he will move on to something better like going into a corner to shit his pants. Kids are seriously the smartest creatures on earth. They have their own form of communication that doesn’t get them in trouble, they are surrounded by people who love them, and they get to shit in their pants. Infants are smart enough to realize that they have to give a little too like going ape shit when you play peek a boo. Now if you have a kid that is potty trained and actually likes playing peek a boo, you either need to pay attention to your kid or you have a dumb kid and should send him to the military now.